SMS Lingo & Abbreviations

I often want to decifer what the abbreviations mean in chat rooms and SMS.

Heres a guide:

:( - Unhappy, sad 
:) - Happy 
AAF - Always and Forever 
AAK - Alive And Kicking 
AAMOF -As A Matter Of Fact 
AAR - At Any Rate 
AAWY - And Also With You 
AAYF - As Always, Your Friend 
ABS - Absolutely 
ABT2 -About To 
ACAB -All Cops Are B*****ds 
ADGTH -All Dogs Go To Heaven 
ADM - Aye Dios Mio! (Spanish for Oh My God!) 
ADN -Any Day Now 
ADSL - Asymmetric Digital Subscriber Line 
AEAP - As Early As Possible 
AF - Aunt Flo (Menstruation) 
AFAIC - As Far As I'm Concerned 
AFAICS -As Far As I Can See 
AFAICT -As Far As I Can Tell 
AFAIK - As Far As I Know 
AFAIR
As Far As I Remember 
AFAP
As Far As Possible 
AFC
Away From Computer 
AFF
Affirmative 
AFK
Away From Keyboard 
AFN
that's All For Now 
AFT
About F***ing Time 
AGH
Ain't Gonna Happen 
AI
As If 
AIB
am i boverd? 
AII
Alright 
AIKRN
All I know right now 
AISB
As I Said before 
AISI
As I See it 
AIUI
As I Understand it 
AKA
Also Known As 
AMG
Ah My God 
AML
All My Love 
AMOG
Alpha Male Of Group 
AMZ
Amazing 
ANFAWFOS
And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor 
ANFSCD
And Now For Something Completely Different 
ANON
Unknown person 
ANY1
anyone 
AOE
Area Of Effect 
AOTA
All Of The Above 
APB
All Points Bulletin 
APJ
apple bottom jeans 
ARK
Act of Random Kindness 
ASA
and so on 
ASAP
As Soon as Possible 
ASAS
As soon as sensible 
ASL
Age, Sex, Location? 
ASLP
Age, Sex, Location, Picture? 
ASO
And So On 
ASP
At Some Point 
ATB
all the best 
ATF
All Time Favorite 
ATM
At The Moment 
ATST
At The Same Time 
ATYS
Anything You Say 
AWA
As Well As 
AWHFY
Are We Having Fun Yet 
AWOL
Absent Without Leave 
AWW
Any Which Way 
AYB
All your base 
AYBABTU
All Your Base Are Belong To Us 
AYBRB2U
All your base are belong to us 
AYFR
are you for real 
AYKM
are you kidding me 
AYL
Are You Listening? 
AYOR
At Your Own Risk 
AYS
Are You Serious? 
AYT
Are You There? 
B&M
Bricks and Mortar 
B/C
Because 
B2B
Back To Back 
B4
Before 
B4N
Bye For Now 
BA
Bad A** 
BAC
Back At Computer 
BAK
Back At Keyboard 
BAMF
Bad A** Mother F***er 
BB
big brother 
BBC
British Broadcasting Corporation 
BBE
Babe 
BBEG
Big Bad Evil Guy 
BBFN
Bye Bye For Now 
BBG
Best Be Going 
BBIAB
Be Back In A Bit 
BBIAF
Be Back In A Few 
BBIAM
Be Back In A Minute 
BBIAS
Be Back In A Sec 
BBL
Be Back Later 
BBQ
Better Be Quick 
BBS
Be Back Soon 
BBW
Big Beautiful Woman 
BBY
Baby 
BBZ
Babes 
BC
Burning Crusade (WoW) 
BCC
Blind Carbon Copy 
BCNU
Be Seeing You 
BCOS
Because 
BD
Big Deal 
BEG
Big Evil Grin 
BF
Boyfriend 
BF4L
best friends for life 
BFD
Big F***ing Deal 
BFF
best friends forever 
BFFAE
Best Friends Forever And Ever 
BFFE
Best Friends Forever 
BFFL
Best Freinds For Life 
BFFLE
Best Friends For Like Ever 
BFFN
Best Friend For Now 
BFH
Bitch From Hell 
BFK
big fat kiss 
BFN
Bye For Now 
BGF
Best Girl/Guy Friend 
BHM
Big Handsome Man 
BIFFL
Best Internet Friend For Life 
BIN
Buy It Now 
BIWM
Bisexual White Male 
BLAZE
Smoke Weed 
BLTN
Better Late Than Never 
BM4L
Best Mates For Life 
BMA
Bite My A** 
BMFL
Best Mates For Life 
BNI
Batteries Not Included 
BNWT
Brand New With Tags 
BOFH
B*stard Operator From Hell 
BOHICA
Bend Over Here It Comes Again 
BOL
best of luck 
BOLTOP
Better On Lips Than On Paper 
BOOMM
Bored Out Of My Mind 
BOON
Someone who has been a NOOB for ages 
BOS
Boyfriend Over Shoulder 
BOT
Back On Topic 
BOTTS
Back On To The Subject 
BR
Best Regards 
BRB
Be Right Back 
BRGDS
Best Regards 
BRH
Be Right Here 
BRT
Be Right There 
BRUVA
Brother 
BS
Bull S**t 
BSF
But Seriously Folks 
BST
But Seriously Though 
BTA
But Then Again.... 
BTAIM
Be That As It May 
BTDT
Been There Done That 
BTDTGTTSAWIO
Been There Done That Got The T-shirt And Wore It Out 
BTGOG
By The Grace Of God 
BTHOM
Beats The Hell Outta Me! 
BTSOOM
Beat the stufing out of me 
BTTT
Back To The Top 
BTW
By The Way 
BTWITIAILWY
By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You 
BU2M
Been Up To Much? 
BUD
Marijuana 
BUFF
Good Looking 
BUMP
Bring Up My Post 
BW
Beautiful Woman 
BWL
Bursting With Laughter 
BWTH
But What The Hell 
BYOB
Bring your own beer 
C2C
cam 2 cam 
CBA
Cant Be Assed 
CBB
Can't Be Bothered 
CBBC
Children's BBC 
CBF
Can't Be F***ed 
CD
Compact Disc 
CEO
Chief Executive Officer 
CFNM
Clothed Female Naked Male 
CFV
Call For Votes 
CG
Computer Graphics 
CHAV
poorly educated, vulgar youth 
CINI
cinema 
CIO
Check It Out 
CL
Chain Letter 
CMAR
Cry Me A River 
CMI
Count Me In 
CMIIW
Correct Me If I'm wrong. 
CML
Call Me Later 
CMU
Cracks Me Up 
COD
Call Of Duty 
COS
Because 
COZ
because 
CQTMS
Chuckle Quietly To Myself 
CS
Counter-Strike 
CTC
call the cell 
CTRN
Cant Talk Right now 
CU
See You 
CUL
See You Later. 
CUL8ER
See You Later 
CUL8R
See You Later 
CUOL
See You On Line 
CUZ
Because 
CWOT
Complete Waste Of Time 
CWYL
Chat With You Later. 
CYA
See Ya 
CYL
Catch You Later 
CYL8R
see ya later 
CYM
Check Your Mail 
CYO
See You Online 
CYT
See You Tomorrow 
D&D
Dungeons and Dragons 
D/C
Disconnected 
DA
dad alert! 
DAMHIK
Don't Ask Me How I Know 
DAMHIKT
Don't Ask Me How I Know That/This 
DANG
Damn 
DC
Don't Care 
DD
darling daughter 
DDF
Drug and Disease Free 
DDMMYY
Day Month Year 
DDR
Dance Dance Revolution (Game) 
DDSOS
Different Day, Same Old S**t 
DDT
Don't Do That 
DEB
Don't Even Bother 
DEFO
Definitely 
DEGT
Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it) 
DETAI
Don't Even Think About It 
DG
dont go 
DGOT
Don't Go Over There 
DGTWM
dont go there with me 
DH
Darling Husband 
DHYB
Don't Hold Your Breath 
DIAF
Die In A Fire 
DIC
Do I Care? 
DIKU
Do I Know You? 
DILLIGAD
Do I Look Like I Give A Darn? 
DILLIGAF
Do I Look Like I Give A F***? 
DIS
Did I Say 
DIY
Do It Yourself 
DK
Don't Know 
DKDC
Don't Know, Don't Care 
DL
Download 
DM
Don't Mind 
DMAF
dont make a fuss 
DMTA
Dirty Minds Think Alike 
DN
Doing Nothing 
DND
Do Not Disturb 
DNO
Don't Know 
DNPM
Darn Near P***** Myself 
DOA
Dead On Arrival 
DOD
Day of Defeat 
DOE
Depends On Experience 
DOT
Damage Over Time 
DOTA
Defence Of The Ancients 
DP
Display Picture 
DPS
Damage Per Second (MMORPG) 
DPYN
Don't Pick Your Nose 
DS
darling son 
DSD
Do Some Damage 
DSL
Digital Subscriber Line 
DUCWIC
Do You See What I See? 
DUH
Of course 
DW
dont worry 
DWI
Deal with it 
DWISNWID
Do What I Say Not What I Do. 
DWL
Dying With Laughter 
DYHWIH
Do You Hear What I Hear? 
DYJ
do your job 
DYJHIW
Don't You Just Hate It When... 
DYK
Did You Know 
E&OE
Errors and omissions excluded 
E2EG
Ear To Ear Grin 
EB
eyeball 
EFA
Edited For Accuracy 
EG
Evil Grin 
EM
E-Mail 
EMA
E-mail Address 
EMO
Emotional 
ENO
Awesome, cool 
ENT
Isn't 
EOD
End Of Discussion 
EOE
Equal Opportunity Employer 
EOF
End Of File 
EOL
End Of Lecture 
EOM
End Of Message 
EOR
End Of Rant 
EOS
End Of Show 
EOT
End Of Thread (i.e. end of discussion) 
EOTWAWKI
End Of The World As We Know It 
ETA
Estimated Time of Arrival
Edited to Add 
ETD
Estimated Time of Departure 
EZ
Easy 
F2F
Face To Face 
F2P
Free To Play
Files To Peers 
F9
Fine 
FAAK
Falling Asleep At Keyboard 
FAF
Fit as F*** 
FAFWOA
For A Friend Without Access (when about to ask a silly question) 
FAQ
Frequently Asked Question 
FB
Facebook 
FBI
Federal Bureau of Investigation 
FBW
Fly by wire 
FC
Fingers Crossed 
FCOL
For Crying Out Loud 
FF
Final Fantasy 
FFA
Free For All 
FFS
For F**** Sake 
FGS
For God's Sake 
FIFO
First In First Out 
FIL
Father-in-law 
FILO
First In, Last out 
FIN
Finished 
FINNA
Going To 
FISH
First In Still Here 
FITB
Fill In The Blanks 
FK
French Kiss 
FLS
Flu-Like Symptoms 
FMCG
Fast Moving Consumer Goods 
FNA
For Necessary Action 
FNB
Football And Beer 
FNE
free and easy 
FNX
Thanks 
FOAD
F*** Off And Die 
FOAF
Friend Of A Friend 
FOB
Fresh Off the Boat 
FOC
Free Of Charge 
FOCL
Falling Off Chair Laughing 
FOFL
Falling On Floor Laughing 
FOO
Fool 
FPS
First-Person Shooter (video game term) 
FRILL
For Real 
FS
For Sale 
FSM
Female Seeking Male 
FTASB
Faster Than A Speeding Bullet 
FTFA
From The F***ing Article 
FTFY
fixed that for you 
FTL
Faster Than Light 
FTM
Female To Male 
FTR
For The Record 
FTS
F*** This S*** 
FTW
For The Win 
FU
F*** You 
FUBAR
Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition 
FUBB
Fouled Up Beyond Belief 
FUBU
Fouled Up Beyond Use 
FUD
Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt 
FUGLY
F***ing Ugly 
FW
Forward 
FWB
Friends With Benefits 
FWD
Foward (Email) 
FWIW
For What It's Worth 
FWTD
Fate Worse Than Death 
FX
Effects 
FY
F*** You 
FYA
For Your Amusement 
FYE
For Your Entertainment 
FYI
For Your Information 
G
Grin 
G2G
Gotta go 
G2H
Go To Hell 
G4U
Good For You 
G8
Great 
GA
Go Ahead 
GAFIA
Get Away From It All 
GAL
Get A Life 
GBFN
Goodbye for Now 
GBU
God Bless You 
GBY
God Bless You 
GDGD
Good Good 
GDI
God Damn It 
GE
Good Evening 
GEN
Information 
GEWD
Good 
GF
Girlfriend 
GFAK
Go Fly A Kite 
GFE
Girlfriend Experience 
GFN
Gone For Now 
GFU
Good For You 
GFY
Good For You 
GG
Good Game 
GGA
Good Game All 
GGN
Gotta Go Now 
GGOH
Gotta Get Outta Here 
GH
Guitar Hero 
GHD
Good Hair Day 
GIF
Graphics Interchange Format - Picture Format 
GIGO
Garbage In, Garbage Out 
GIMP
Uncool/Stupid person 
GIWIST
Gee, I Wish I'd Said That. 
GIYF
Google Is Your Friend 
GJ
Good Job 
GJOAC
Go Jump Off A Cliff 
GL
Good Luck 
GLF
Group Looking For 
GLHF
Good luck, have fun. Used in CS (Counter Strike) matches 
GLTA
Good Luck to All 
GM
Good Move 
GMTA
Great Minds Think Alike 
GN
Good Night 
GNO
Girls/Guys Night Out 
GOI
Get Over It 
GON
go away noob 
GP
Game Plan 
GPRS
General Packet Radio Services 
GPS
Global Positioning System 
GR
Gotta Run 
GR&D
Grinning, Running & Ducking 
GR8
Great 
GRILL
Tooth Jewelry 
GSOH
Good Sense Of Humor 
GTA
Grand Theft Auto 
GTFO
Get The F*** Out 
GTFOOH
Get The F*** Out Of Here 
GTG
Got To Go 
GTH
go to hell 
GTOG
Got To Go 
GTR
Got To Run 
GTRM
Going To Read Mail 
GTS
Good Times 
GTW
got to work 
GW
Good Work 
GWM
Gay White Male 
GWP
Gift With Purchase 
H
Hug 
H&K
Hugs and Kisses 
H/O
Hold On 
H3
Halo 3 (Game) 
H8
hate 
HAFTA
Have To 
HAGD
Have A Good Day 
HAGE
Have A Good Evening 
HAGO
Have A Good One 
HAGS
Have a great summer 
HAGT
Have A Great Time 
HAK
Hugs And Kisses 
HAKAS
Have A Kick @$$ Summer 
HAND
Have A Nice Day 
HAWT
Hot 
HAX
Hacking, Hackers, hacks 
HAY
How Are You 
HB
Hug Back 
HB
Hurry Back 
HBIC
Head Bitch In Charge 
HBU
How About You? 
HBU?
How aBout yoU? 
HC
Holy Cow 
HCIT
How Cool Is That? 
HEA
Happily Ever After 
HF
Have Fun 
HG
Holy Grail 
HH
Ha-Ha 
HH
Holding Hands 
HHOJ
Ha Ha, Only Joking 
HHOK
Ha Ha, Only Kidding 
HHVF
Ha-ha, Very Funny 
HIWTH
Hate It When That Happens 
HMTRUD
how many thing r u doing? 
HOAS
Hold On A Second 
HOT
Healing Over Time 
HP
Harry Potter 
HQ
High Quality 
HRU
How Are You? 
HS
Holy S**t 
HSP
Highly Sensitive Person 
HTB
Hate The Bitch! 
HTH
Hope That Helps 
HUN
Honey 
HW
Homework 
HWB
Hottie With Body 
HWGA
Here We Go Again 
HWP
Height Weight Proportional 
HYFB
Hope You Feel Better 
IAC
In Any Case 
IAE
In Any Event 
IANAD
I Am Not A Doctor 
IANAL
I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion) 
IAS
In A Second 
IAWTC
I Agree With That/This Comment 
IB
I'm Back 
IB2D
I Beg To Differ 
IBM
International Business Machines 
IBTD
In Before The Delete
I Beg To Differ 
IBTL
In Before the Lock 
IC
I See 
ICAM
I couldn't agree more 
ICBB
I can't be bothered 
ICBSST
I can't believe she said that 
ICCL
I Couldn't Care Less 
ICQ
I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program) 
IDBI
I Don't Believe It 
IDC
I Dont Care 
IDD
Indeed 
IDEK
I Don't Even Know 
IDFK
I Don't F***ing Know 
IDGAD
I Don't Give A Damn. 
IDGAF
I Don't Give A F*** 
IDGI
I Don't Get It 
IDK
I Don't Know 
IDKY
I Don't Know You 
IDN
I Don't kNow 
IDR
I Don't Remember 
IDRC
I Don't Really Care 
IDT
I Don't Think 
IDTS
I Don't Think So 
IFLY
I F***ing Love You 
IGI
I Get It 
IGNB
I'm Going Now, Bye 
IGTG
I got to go 
IGU
I Give Up 
IH8U
I Hate You 
IHM
i hate mondays 
IHNC
I have no clue 
IHU
I Hate You 
IHY
I Hate You 
IIR
Idiot in room 
IIRC
If I Remember Correctly 
IITUWUTMAS
if i tell u will u tell me a secret? 
IITYWIMIWHTKY
If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have to Kill You 
IITYWTMWYBMAD
If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me a Drink? 
IITYWTMWYKM
If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me? 
IK
I Know 
IKHYF
i know how you feel 
IKMTY
I Know More Than You 
IKR
I Know, Right 
IKT
I Knew That 
IKWUM
I Know What You Mean 
IKWYDLS
I know what you did last summer 
IKWYL
I know where you live 
ILD
Ich Liebe Dich (I Love You) 
ILI
I Love It 
ILU
I Love You 
ILU2
I love you too 
ILUSM
I love you so much 
ILY
I Love You 
ILY2
I Love You Too 
ILYA
I Love You All 
ILYAAF
I Love You As A Friend 
ILYAM
I Love You As a Mate 
ILYB
I Love You Both 
ILYF
I'll Love You Forever 
ILYG
I Love You Guys/Girls 
ILYL
I love you lots 
ILYLAS
I Love You Like A Sister 
ILYM
I Love You More 
ILYSFM
i love you so f***** much 
ILYSM
I love you so much 
ILYVM
I Love You Very Much 
IM
Instant Message 
IMA
In my opinion 
IMAO
In My Arrogant Opinion 
IMBA
Imbalanced 
IMBO
in My Biased Opinion 
IMCO
In My Considered Opinion 
IME
In My Experience 
IMEO
In My Educated Opinion 
IMFO
In My F***ing Opinion 
IMH
In My Head 
IMHO
In My Humble Opinion 
IMMA
I'm Going To 
IMNSHO
In My Not So Humble Opinion 
IMO
In My Opinion 
IMOO
In My Own Opinion 
IMU
I miss you 
IMWTK
Inquiring minds want to know 
IMY
i miss you 
IMYA
I miss You Already 
IMYSM
I Miss You So Much 
INBD
It's no big deal 
INORITE
I Know, Right? 
INPO
In No Particular Order 
INRS
It's Not Rocket Science 
IOH
I'm Outta Here 
IOM
Isle Of Man 
IONO
I Don't Know 
IOU
I Owe You 
IOW
In Other Words 
IRDK
i really dont know 
IRL
In Real Life 
ISLY
I Still Love You 
ISO
In Search Of 
ISTM
It Seems To Me 
ISTR
I Seem To Recall 
ISWYDT
I See What You Did There 
ISWYM
I See What You Mean 
IT
Information Technology 
ITA
I Totally Agree 
ITALY
I Trust And Love You 
ITE
Alright? (Hello) 
ITN
I Think Not 
ITYM
I Think You Mean 
IWKUWIW2
i will kiss you wen i want to 
IYBTYBA
If You Believe That You'll Believe Anything 
IYD
In Your Dreams 
IYDM
If You Don't Mind 
IYKWIM
If You Know What I Mean 
IYO
In Your Opinion 
IYSS
If You Say So 
IYSWIM
If You See What I Mean 
IYTT
If You Think That 
J
Joking 
JAM
Just A Minute. 
JAS
Just A Second 
JC
Just Chillin 
JDI
Just Do It 
JFC
Jesus F***ing Christ 
JFDI
Just F***ing Do It 
JFF
Just For Fun 
JGI
just google it 
JIC
Just In Case 
JJ
Just Joking 
JK
Just Kidding 
JKS
Jokes 
JKZ
Jokes 
JLT
Just like that 
JMHO
Just My Humble Opinion 
JMO
Just My Opinion 
JMT
Just My Thoughts 
JP
Just Playin' 
JPA
Just Playing Around 
JPG
Graphics File Format 
JS
Just Saying 
JSYK
Just So You Know 
JTLYK
Just To let You Know 
JW
Just Wondering 
JWAS
Just Wait And See 
JWG
Just a Wild Guess 
JWTLYK
just wanted to let you know 
K
OK 
KEWL
Cool 
KHUF
Know How You Feel 
KHYF
Know How You Feel 
KIA
Know It All 
KIM
Keep It Moving 
KINDA
Kind Of 
KIO
Knock it off 
KIR
Keepin' It Real 
KISS
Keep It Simple, Stupid 
KIT
Keep In Touch 
KIU
Keep It Up 
KK
ok and alright then mixed together 
KL
Cool 
KMA
Kiss My Ass 
KMT
Kiss My Teeth 
KO
Knock Out 
KOOL
Cool 
KOTC
Kiss On The Cheek 
KS
Kill Steal 
KTHXBI
Okay, Thanks, Bye (usually used dismissively) 
KUL
Cool 
KWIM
Know What I Mean? 
KWL
Cool 
KYB
Kick Your Butt 
KYFC
Keep Your Fingers Crossed 
KYSO
Knock Yourself Out 
L
Laugh 
L2M
Listening To Music 
L2P
Learn To Play 
L33T
Elite 
L8
Late 
L8ER
Later 
L8R
Later 
LA
Cantonese Exclamation 
LAME
Stupid, Unoriginal 
LAMEO
Lame Person 
LAMO
Mispelling of LMAO 
LAMP
look at my pic 
LAN
Local Area Network 
LATM
Laughing At The Moment 
LAWL
LOL 
LAWLZ
LOL 
LBD
Little Black Dress 
LBDN
Look Busy Doing Nothing 
LBRS
Lower Blackrock Spire (WoW) 
LCB
Lying Cheating B*stard 
LD
Link Dead (Disconnection From Internet) 
LDA
Long Distance Affair 
LDO
Like Duh, Obviously 
LEET
Elite 
LEWL
LOL 
LFG
Looking For Group 
LFK
Light French Kissing 
LFM
Looking For More 
LIC
Like I Care 
LIFO
last In First Out 
LIG
Let It Go 
LIGAF
Like I Give A F*** 
LIMH
Laughing In My Head 
LLAP
Live Long and Prosper 
LLF
Laughing Like F*** 
LLS
Laughing Like S**t 
LMA
Leave Me Alone 
LMAO
Laughing My @$$ Off 
LMAP
Leave Me Alone Please 
LMFO
Laughing My Face Off 
LMK
Let Me Know 
LMO
Leave Me Alone 
LO
Hello 
LOA
Leave of Absence 
LOL
Laughing Out Loud 
LOLOL
Lots Of Laughing Out Loud 
LOLZ
Laugh Out Loud (with sarcasm) 
LOOL
Laughing Outlandishly Out Loud 
LOTI
Laughing On The Inside 
LOTR
Lord of the Rings 
LOZ
Legend of Zelda 
LQTM
laughing quietly to myself 
LSH
laughing so hard 
LSHMBH
Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts 
LSMIH
laughing so much it hurts 
LSR
loser 
LSS
Last Song Syndrome 
LTM
Laughing To Myself 
LTMQ
Laughing To Myself Quietly 
LTNS
Long Time No See 
LTP
Lost The Plot 
LTR
Long term relationship 
LU
Love You 
LUFF
Friendly Love 
LULZ
LOL 
LUSM
Love You So Much 
LUV
Love 
LY
Love You 
LYF
Love You Forever 
LYK
Let you know 
LYL
Love You Lots 
LYLAB
Love You Like A Brother 
LYLAS
Love You Like A Sister 
LYLMB
love you like my brother 
LYLT
Love You Long Time 
LYM
Love You More 
LYSFM
Love You So F***ing Much 
LYSM
Love You So Much 
M&D
Mum and Dad 
M2D
Make my day 
M2FP
my two( three , four etc...) fav people 
M4M
Man looking for another man 
M4W
Man looking for a woman 
M8
Mate 
MA
mom alert! 
MB
Magabyte 
MC
Master of Ceremonies 
MCR
My Chemical Romance (band) 
MDR
Mort De Rire (=LOL in French) 
ME2
Me Too 
MED
Medication 
MEH
Indifference, equivalent to shoulder shrug 
MEME
An idea that is spread among blogs 
MFEO
made for each other 
MHUA
love 
MIA
Moron in action! 
MIL
Mother In Law 
MIN
minute 
MLK
Malakas 
MM
Married Man 
MM2
Message Mode 2 (CS) 
MMA
Meet Me At... 
MMAMP
Meet Me At My Place 
MMORPG
Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game 
MOB
Hostile Creature (Gaming) 
MOH
My Other Half 
MOOBS
man boobs 
MORF
Male or Female 
MOS
Mom Over Shoulder 
MOTWYW
Make Of That What You Will 
MS
Maple Story (MMORPG) 
MSM
Mainstream Media 
MT
Mistell (Gaming) 
MTA
more than anything 
MTFBWY
May The Force Be With You 
MTLBWY
May The Lord Be With You 
MU
Multi User 
MUAH
The sound of giving a kiss 
MWA
Kiss 
MWAH
Kiss 
MWC
Married With Children 
MWM
Married White Male 
MYGGWY
May Your God Go With You 
MYL
Miss You Loads 
MYOB
Mind Your Own Business 
MYSM
Miss You So Much 
N
and 
N/C
Not Cool 
N00B
Newbie 
N1
Nice One 
N2MU
Nice To Meet You 
NA
Not Available
Not Applicable 
NAA
not at all 
NAH
No 
NALOPKT
Not A Lot Of People Know That. 
NARU
Not A Registered User 
NATO
No Action Talk Only 
NB
Not Bad 
NBD
No Big Deal 
NBF
New Best Friend 
NC
No Choice 
NDSOS
New Day, Same Old Shit 
NE
any 
NE1
Anyone 
NERF
Weaken 
NEWAY
Anyway 
NEWBIE
New Person 
NFI
No Freakin Idea 
NFN
Normal For Norfolk 
NFS
Not For Sale 
NFW
No F****** Way 
NGH
not gonna happen 
NH
Nice hand (poker slang) 
NHS
National Health Service 
NIB
New In Box 
NIK
Now I Know 
NIMBY
Not In My Back Yard 
NIN
Nine Inch Nails 
NK
No Kidding 
NLT
No later than... 
NM
Nothing Much 
NMJ
Not My Job 
NMJC
Not Much Just Chat 
NMN
No Middle Name 
NMP
Not My Problem 
NMR
Not My Responsibility 
NMS
Not My Style 
NMU
Not Much, You? 
NNITO
Not Necessarily In That Order 
NO1
No-one 
NOC
No One Cares 
NOM
No Offence Meant 
NON
Now Or Never 
NOOB
New, inexperienced person 
NORWICH
Knickers Off Ready When I Come Home 
NOS
New Old Stock 
NOWT
nothing 
NOYB
None Of Your Business 
NP
No Problem 
NR
No Reply
No Reserve 
NRN
No Reply Necessary 
NS
not sure 
NSA
No Strings Attached 
NSFW
Not Safe For Work 
NT
No Thanks 
NTL
NeverTheLess 
NTN
No Thanks Needed 
NTP
Need To Pee 
NTTAWWT
Not That There's Anything Wrong With That 
NVM
Nevermind 
NW
No Way 
NWOT
New Without Tags (eBay) 
NWS
Not Work Safe - for messages/sites containing adult content 
NYC
New York City 
OAO
Over And Out 
OATUS
On A Totally Unrelated Subject 
OAUS
On An Unrelated Subject 
OBHF
Old Bald Headed Fart 
OBO
Or Best Offer 
OBTW
Oh, By The Way. 
OBV
Obviously 
ODG
Oh Dear God 
OEM
original equipment manufacure 
OF
Old Fart 
OFC
Of Course 
OG
Old Git 
OH
Other Half 
OIC
Oh, I See 
OJ
Only Joking 
OK
Only Kidding 
OKW/E
ok what-ever 
OL
the Old Lady 
OM
the Old Man 
OMB
On My Break 
OMD
Oh My Days 
OMFG
Oh My F****ing Gosh 
OMG
OH MY GOD 
OMGNA
O MMY GOSH NOT AGAIN 
OMW
On My Way 
ONNA
Oh No, Not Again 
ONNTA
Oh No, Not This Again 
ONO
or nearest offer 
ONYD
Oh No You Didn't 
OOC
Out Of Control 
OOF
Out Of Office 
OOM
Out of Mana (MMORPG) 
OOO
Out Of Office 
OOP
Out Of Place 
OOS
Out Of Style 
OOTB
Out Of The Box 
OOTC
Obligatory On-Topic Comment 
OP
Overpowered 
ORG
Organization 
ORLY
Oh Really 
OT
Off Topic 
OTB
Off The boat 
OTC
Over The Counter 
OTE
Over The Edge 
OTK
Over The Knee 
OTL
Out To Lunch 
OTM
Of The Moment
One Track Mind 
OTOH
On The Other Hand 
OTOOH
On The Other Other Hand 
OTP
One True Pairing 
OTT
Over The Top 
OTTH
On The Third Hand 
OTTOMH
Off The Top Of My Head 
OTW
On The Way 
OTW
On The Whole 
OVNO
Or Very Near Offer 
OWNED
Owned 
OWTTE
Or Words To That Effect 
OY
oh yeah 
P2P
Peer To Peer
Pay To Play 
P4P
Pound For Pound 
P911
Parent Alert 
PAF
Phone A Friend 
PAL
Parents Are Listening 
PAW
Parents are watching 
PC
Politically Correct 
PC4PC
Picture Comment For Picture Comment. 
PCD
Pussycat Dolls 
PD
Public Domain 
PDA
Personal Digital Assistant 
PDF
Portable Document Format 
PEBCAK
Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard 
PEPS
people 
PHP
Personal Home Page 
PIC
Picture 
PICNIC
Problem In Chair Not In Computer 
PIR
Parent In Room 
PITA
Pain In The @$$ 
PKIT
Please Keep In Touch 
PLMK
Please Let Me Know 
PLOX
Please 
PLS
Please 
PLX
Please 
PLZ
Please 
PM
Private Message 
PMBYMHMMFSWGAS
Pardon Me, But You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A S**t 
PMFJI
Pardon Me For Jumping In 
PMIGBOM
Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth! 
PMJI
Pardon My Jumping In 
PMPL
P**ing My Pants Laughing 
PMS
Pre-Menstrual Syndrome 
PMSL
P***ing myself laughing 
PMYMHMMFSWGAD
Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Damn 
PNP
Party and Play 
POETS
Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday 
POMG
Oh My God (variation) 
POS
Parent Over Shoulder (parents watching, I can't really talk) 
POTS
Parents Over The Shoulder (parents watching, I can't really talk) 
POTUS
President of the United States 
POV
Point Of View 
PPL
People 
PPLZ
Peoples 
PR
Public Relations 
PRON
Porn 
PRW
Parents Are Watching 
PS
Post Script 
PSE
Porn Star Experience 
PTDR
Pete De Rire (French for LOL) 
PTO
Paid Time Off 
PUG
Pick Up Group 
PVP
Player v Player 
PWN
Beat by miles 
PWND
Poned (better then Owned) 
PWNED
Owned 
PWOR
Proceeding With Orders Recieved 
PYT
Pretty Young Thing 
Q&A
Question and Answer 
QFT
Quoted For Truth 
QQ
Cry More Noob 
QT
Cutie 
R
are 
RAF
Rough As F*** 
RBAU
Right Back At You 
RCT
Roller Coster Tycoon 
RFC
Request For Comment 
RFSCXGQAYY
bIJHAFNttfDiOiql 
RGR
Roger 
RINO
Republican In Name Only 
RIP
Rest In Peace 
RL
Real Life 
RLY
Really 
RME
Rolling My Eyes 
RMV
Results May Vary 
RNG
Random Number Generator 
ROFL
Rolling On Floor Laughing 
ROFLMAO
Rolling On Floor, Laughing My A$$ Off 
ROFLMBO
Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Butt Off 
ROG
Really Old Git 
ROTF
Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied) 
ROTFFNAR
Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason 
ROTFL
Rolling On The Floor Laughing 
ROTFLMAO
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A$$ Off 
ROTFLOL
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud 
ROXOR
Rocks, Awesome 
ROY
Relative of yours? 
RP
Role Play 
RPC
Role Playing Chat 
RS
RuneScape, a MMORPG 
RSN
Real Soon Now 
RSVP
Repondez s'il vous plait (Please reply) 
RTF
return the favour 
RTFAQ
Read The FAQ 
RTFF
Read The F***ing FAQ 
RTFI
Read The Flipping Instructions 
RTFM
Read The Flipping Manual 
RTM
Read The Manual 
RU
aRe yoU? 
RUA
Are You Alone? 
RUOK
Are You OK? 
RUT
Are You There 
RWYS
Reap What You Sow 
S/B
Should Be 
S2R
Send 2 Receive 
SA
sibling alert 
SAF
Single Asian Female 
SAS
Special Air Service 
SB
Somebody 
SBF
Single Black Female 
SBM
Single Black Male 
SCNR
Sorry, Could Not Resist 
SCUBA
self-contained underwater breathing apparatus 
SEC
second 
SETE
Smiling Ear To Ear 
SFA
Sweet F*** All 
SFSG
So Far So Good 
SFW
Safe For Work 
SG2M
Sounds Good To Me 
SH
Same Here 
SIA
Sorry I Asked 
SICS
Sitting In Chair Snickering 
SIF
As If 
SIG
Signature 
SITD
Still In The Dark 
SIW
someone is watching 
SK8
skate 
SK8R
skater 
SKEEN
I See , Seen